Little Boy Suspended for Pointing Finger Like a Laser Gun

Little Boy Suspended for Pointing Finger Like a Laser Gun - Hit & Run : Reason.com
Stacy Middle School in Milford, Massachusetts, took steps to neutralize a dangerous public nuisance: 10-year-old Nickolas Taylor, who had threatened some of his classmates with his weapon of choice while cutting in line.

That weapon is an imaginary laser gun, which he conjured into existence by pointing his finger and uttering laser noises. Quick, get this maniac away from other kids before he disintegrates them with his mind!
Thankfully, school officials intervened and suspended the aspiring sci-fi villain, according to whdh.com:

School officials said the 10-year-old's actions indicated a threat, but his family didn't agree.