The Bee...or the truth today?-----New School Program Raises Awareness Of Things Kids Didn't Know They Were Supposed To Be Offended About | The Babylon Bee

New School Program Raises Awareness Of Things Kids Didn't Know They Were Supposed To Be Offended About | The Babylon Bee
"U.S.—The Federal Government is rolling out a new school program that will help to raise awareness in kids about what they need to be so upset about. 

The new program, "W.O.K.E." (Woke and Offended Kids Education) will help to bridge the gap widening between millennial parents' desire to be offended by just about everything and the current generation wondering what got their parents' underpants in such a bunch.
..."Kids are starting to think things aren't that bad in America," said W.O.K.E. spokesperson Troy Henson. 
"That's the kind of backward thinking we want to put an immediate stop to."
...W.O.K.E. plans to roll out other hip and cool features such as an animal mascot (an easily spooked possum named Trig) and a catchy theme song that will whip unhealthily complacent children up into a blind rage.
..."With our efforts, addiction to being pretty happy and content will be a thing of the past."
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