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Washington sources report that the White House received "a real downer of a prognosis" yesterday - 

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New White House Doctor Sadly Informs Biden Only Cure For COVID Is Euthanasia
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Washington sources report that the White House received "a real downer of a prognosis" yesterday after Dr. Pillary Schminton informed President Biden that the only known cure for COVID is euthanasia.