Teach your children well!-----At the Modern Language Association’s annual conference, highbrow radicalism reigns.

MLA’s Alternate Reality - Graham Hillard 

Proposition: Human flourishing will not be advanced at the upcoming meeting of the Modern Language Association, which begins next Thursday in New Orleans. Evidence: 

The conference program includes among its listed sessions the following gibberish, gossip, and complaint:

• “Contemporary Astrological Media of Minoritarian Self-Making”;
• “The Queer Conspiracy of Illegibility”;
• “Against Resilience: Laziness as Refusal”;
• “How to Be a Woman Though Male: On Uncertainty and Trans Pedagogy”;
• “Embracing the Low Road? Hating ‘Men’ in Manifestos”...