10 Coolest Features Of Trump's New White House Ballroom | Babylon Bee

President Donald Trump's project to construct a new grand ballroom at the White House has been grabbing all the headlines, but have you heard about all the amazing features it's going to include? - BabylonBee.com

The Babylon Bee has obtained an exclusive list of things being added to the ballroom:

• Diet Coke fountain: A true sign of luxurious opulence...
• UFC octagon: Nothing caps off a beautiful state dinner like watching two men beat each other bloody...
• Trump dance floor: Where only the Trump dance will be allowed...