Brace Yourself for the Forecast That Never Ends—Nostradamus meets Groundhog Day, with a carbon twist:

Welcome to the annual summit of the ‘Apocalypse Aficionados,’ where failed forecasts are just stepping stones to the next round of doom-slinging! - AhmadFaizVolvoKlasik 

Armed with crystal balls labeled ‘CO₂’ and a flair for dramatic declarations, our fearless prophets of climate doom serve up a buffet of catastrophes—from the vanishing Arctic to snowless winters and ‘unprecedented disasters’ that occur with suspicious regularity. 

• With 22 flops and counting, they’re not quitting; they’re doubling down. 
• Because when it comes to climate prophecy, accuracy is optional, but alarmism is mandatory!