Republican Victory Metaphors: Your Official Election Day Guide
"And in the confusion, everyone’s testing out different possible metaphors to describe the political and cultural effect of the Republican win, depending on its size.
Will it be a “massacre”? A “tsunami”? A “generational shift”?
The time has come to get this all straightened out."
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Republicans Kind of Suck … Which Is Why They Will Win Huge in November
Pajamas Media » Republicans Kind of Suck … Which Is Why They Will Win Huge in November
AMERICANS: “So, the economy is pretty bad and there’s high employment. You think you can do something about that?”
DEMOCRATS AND OBAMA: “We can spend a trillion dollars we don’t have on pork and stuff.”
AMERICANS: “No … that’s not what we want. We’d really like you not to do that.”
DEMOCRATS: “You’re stupid. We’re doing it anyway.”
AMERICANS: “That’s not going to help us get jobs!”
DEMOCRATS: “Sure it will; millions of them … though they may be invisible. You’ll have to trust us they exist. And guess what else we’ll do: We’ll create a giant new government program to take over health care.”
AMERICANS: “That has nothing to do with jobs!”
DEMOCRATS: “We don’t care about that anymore. We really want a giant new health care program. We’re sure you’ll love it.”
AMERICANS: “Don’t pass that bill. You hear me? Absolutely do not pass that bill.”
DEMOCRATS: “Believe me; you’ll love it. It has … well, I don’t know what exactly is in the bill, but we’re sure it’s great.”
AMERICANS: “Listen to me: DO. NOT. PASS. THAT. BILL.”
DEMOCRATS: “You’re not the boss of me! We’re doing it anyway!”
AMERICANS: “Look what you did! Now the economy is way worse, we’re even deeper in debt, and we have a bunch of new laws we don’t want!”
DEMOCRATS: “You’re racist.”
AMERICANS: “Wha … How is that racist?”
DEMOCRATS: “Now you’re getting violent! Stop being violent and racist, you ignorant hillbillies! And remember to vote Democrat in November.”
AMERICANS: “So, the economy is pretty bad and there’s high employment. You think you can do something about that?”
DEMOCRATS AND OBAMA: “We can spend a trillion dollars we don’t have on pork and stuff.”
AMERICANS: “No … that’s not what we want. We’d really like you not to do that.”
DEMOCRATS: “You’re stupid. We’re doing it anyway.”
AMERICANS: “That’s not going to help us get jobs!”
DEMOCRATS: “Sure it will; millions of them … though they may be invisible. You’ll have to trust us they exist. And guess what else we’ll do: We’ll create a giant new government program to take over health care.”
AMERICANS: “That has nothing to do with jobs!”
DEMOCRATS: “We don’t care about that anymore. We really want a giant new health care program. We’re sure you’ll love it.”
AMERICANS: “Don’t pass that bill. You hear me? Absolutely do not pass that bill.”
DEMOCRATS: “Believe me; you’ll love it. It has … well, I don’t know what exactly is in the bill, but we’re sure it’s great.”
AMERICANS: “Listen to me: DO. NOT. PASS. THAT. BILL.”
DEMOCRATS: “You’re not the boss of me! We’re doing it anyway!”
AMERICANS: “Look what you did! Now the economy is way worse, we’re even deeper in debt, and we have a bunch of new laws we don’t want!”
DEMOCRATS: “You’re racist.”
AMERICANS: “Wha … How is that racist?”
DEMOCRATS: “Now you’re getting violent! Stop being violent and racist, you ignorant hillbillies! And remember to vote Democrat in November.”
Lansing-East Lansing region posts 7th-highest job gains in U.S.
Lansing-East Lansing region posts 7th-highest job gains in U.S. lansingstatejournal.com Lansing State Journal
"'This is further evidence that Lansing is competing to win in the new global economy and leading the entire state in putting people back to work,' Mayor Virg Bernero said in a news release.
'Our job growth over the last year has outperformed every region in Michigan and nearly every other region in America.
That tells me we are on the right track and that our pro-business policies and pro-growth strategies are working.'"
All government employees all the time is turning our state into Greece without the nice weather, the Mediterranean or the moussaka.
The man is dilusional!
"'This is further evidence that Lansing is competing to win in the new global economy and leading the entire state in putting people back to work,' Mayor Virg Bernero said in a news release.
'Our job growth over the last year has outperformed every region in Michigan and nearly every other region in America.
That tells me we are on the right track and that our pro-business policies and pro-growth strategies are working.'"
All government employees all the time is turning our state into Greece without the nice weather, the Mediterranean or the moussaka.
The man is dilusional!
D.C. toilet shortage is Keeping Fear Alive
"Comedy Central organizers are having a hard time finding port-o-potties for their rallies to take place in a week and a half, after the Marine Corps Marathon planners snatched up about 800 of them for the same weekend."
Shit happens!
What is really great about this "snatch" is the US Marines outsmarted the "we're-smarter-than-you" libs once again.
Pa. Democrat admits helping Tea Party candidate
Pa. Democrat admits helping Tea Party candidate - The Hill's Ballot Box
"Bryan Lentz, the Democratic nominee running for the seat being vacated by Rep. Joe Sestak (D-Pa.), said he knew that volunteers from his campaign helped Tea Party candidate Jim Schneller."
Imagine if this was a GOPer!
Our major media is soooo trustworthy.....
"Bryan Lentz, the Democratic nominee running for the seat being vacated by Rep. Joe Sestak (D-Pa.), said he knew that volunteers from his campaign helped Tea Party candidate Jim Schneller."
Imagine if this was a GOPer!
Our major media is soooo trustworthy.....
'Double standard' in White House leak probes?
'Double standard' in White House leak probes? - U.S. news - Security - msnbc.com
"The issue: How can they credibly prosecute mid-level bureaucrats and junior military officers for leaking classified information to the press when so many high-level officials have dished far more sensitive secrets to Woodward?"
MSNBC?
"The issue: How can they credibly prosecute mid-level bureaucrats and junior military officers for leaking classified information to the press when so many high-level officials have dished far more sensitive secrets to Woodward?"
MSNBC?
At $262,797 a year, retiring Coopersville superintendent is by far highest paid school chief in West Michigan
At $262,797 a year, retiring Coopersville superintendent is by far highest paid school chief in West Michigan MLive.com
"'The board worried that it looked like they were hiding money,' he said then.
'They wanted something they believed to be more transparent.
So now I do not get fringe benefits -- no car allowance or insurance.
But they give me money so I can buy those things if I want.'"
This scam ought to infuriate EVERY citizen in our state.
These frauds are making more money than most CEOs in our country!
"'The board worried that it looked like they were hiding money,' he said then.
'They wanted something they believed to be more transparent.
So now I do not get fringe benefits -- no car allowance or insurance.
But they give me money so I can buy those things if I want.'"
This scam ought to infuriate EVERY citizen in our state.
These frauds are making more money than most CEOs in our country!
'Smart' liberals get snared in Sarah Palin's '1773' trap (Updated)
Texas for Sarah Palin: 'Smart' liberals get snared in Sarah Palin's '1773' trap (Updated)
"Sarah Palin at Monday's Tea Party rally in Reno, Nevada, told attendees, 'Don't be thinking that we've got victory for America in the bag yet...We can't party like it's 1773.'
Clearly not understanding that was the year of the famed Boston Tea Party, history challenged media members, including PBS's Gwen Ifill and Daily Kos's Markos Moulitsas, mocked Palin via their twitter accounts..."
Niggardly idiots!
"Sarah Palin at Monday's Tea Party rally in Reno, Nevada, told attendees, 'Don't be thinking that we've got victory for America in the bag yet...We can't party like it's 1773.'
Clearly not understanding that was the year of the famed Boston Tea Party, history challenged media members, including PBS's Gwen Ifill and Daily Kos's Markos Moulitsas, mocked Palin via their twitter accounts..."
Niggardly idiots!
Shovel-ready white elephants
Shovel-ready white elephants - latimes.com
"And to be sure, not all environmental regulations are overkill.
One reason we couldn't build a Hoover Dam today is that such projects do incredible violence to the natural environment.
(I'm always amused by the stylish environmentalism of many Southern Californians who don't realize that Mother Nature intended for SoCal to be a desert where snakes outnumber hybrid cars.)"
"And to be sure, not all environmental regulations are overkill.
One reason we couldn't build a Hoover Dam today is that such projects do incredible violence to the natural environment.
(I'm always amused by the stylish environmentalism of many Southern Californians who don't realize that Mother Nature intended for SoCal to be a desert where snakes outnumber hybrid cars.)"
Audit: Excessive Perks for NJ Turnpike Employees
Audit: Excessive Perks for NJ Turnpike Employees
"Auditors say the New Jersey Turnpike Authority wasted $43 million on unneeded perks and bonuses.
In one case, an employee with a base salary of $73,469 earned $321,985 when all payouts and bonuses were included."
"Auditors say the New Jersey Turnpike Authority wasted $43 million on unneeded perks and bonuses.
In one case, an employee with a base salary of $73,469 earned $321,985 when all payouts and bonuses were included."
What's your favorite patriotic song?
What's your favorite patriotic song?
This a great thread on SpartanTailgate.com
Check out "Rule Britannia".
This a great thread on SpartanTailgate.com
Check out "Rule Britannia".
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
National Debt Up $3 Trillion on Obama's Watch
National Debt Up $3 Trillion on Obama's Watch - Political Hotsheet - CBS News
"New numbers posted today on the Treasury Department website show the National Debt has increased by more than $3 trillion since President Obama took office."
"New numbers posted today on the Treasury Department website show the National Debt has increased by more than $3 trillion since President Obama took office."
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