"Comrades,
It's that wonderful time of year when young people get back to college to be indoctrinated educated!
I thought this might be a good time to compile a People's Cube Guide to College for both freshmenpersons and those upperclassmenpersons, (oh wait, sorry for the microaggression because there are no upper or lower classes in the Glorious World of Next Tuesday™) who might have forgotten and need to be reeducated...
1. Essays/Papers.
The People's Cube is a good source to get the korrekt perspective for all essays.
Essays that in any way deal with political philosophy should reflect the ideals of the Party™ to which most of your professors belong.
The 0.000000000001% who don't will never be given tenure and will be sent to a reeducation camp or a gulag (but then, what difference at this point does it make?™) anyway.
So, the best bet is for all papers is to reflect the Current Truth™ as described here..."
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