PENIS STORY COLLAPSES IN FLACCID HEARSAY
If I can produce someone who saw John Roberts’ penis in college, can we get the Obamacare opinion overturned?
...Here’s the book’s big new scoop:
“A classmate, Max Stier, saw Mr. Kavanaugh with his pants down at a different drunken dorm party, where friends pushed his penis into the hand of a female student.”
This story was on the Times’ website for more than 24 hours when -- at close to midnight on Sunday -- the paper issued an “Editors’ Note” admitting that the victim does not remember it.
I’m not even going to mention that Stier was a lawyer for Bill Clinton, defending him for whipping it out in front of Paula Jones, as governor of Arkansas.
Obviously, that’s not as serious as doing it as a college freshman.
...Let’s consider just the physics of Stier’s story.
How can anyone, let alone two or more people, "push" a man's penis into another person's hand? Just how big is Brett Kavanaugh's penis, anyway?
Wouldn't a man's penis, if it were able to be "pushed" by one's friends into third parties, need to be erect and at least 3 feet long?
Don't push my penis, bro!
The best part of the Times excerpt is the Women’s Temperance League tone of the piece..."
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