Commiefornia Governor Gavin Newsom has announced new regulations for celebrating Thanksgiving, effectively banning you from having more than three families over, and they can only be over for two hours. Also, everyone is banned from singing. Just because, you know (see GAVIN NEWSOM DEMANDS YOU NOT SEE FAMILY ON JULY 4TH, BUT THIS PHOTO LEAVES QUESTIONS ... and A BRAVE CALIFORNIA CHURCH IS TAKING A STAND AGAINST GAVIN NEWSOM'S TYRANNICAL SHUTDOWN ORDERS). To be fair to Newsom, there are probably families who actually welcome the excuse not to invite certain family members over. Or any family members over. The perfect Thanksgiving for me is smoking a cigar with some bourbon on the porch and having everyone leave me alone as I watch football with a turkey sandwich.
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