'We Must Cancel Thanksgiving,' Says CDC Scientist Who Looks Suspiciously Like A Turkey In A Lab Coat | The Babylon Bee

'We Must Cancel Thanksgiving,' Says CDC Scientist Who Looks Suspiciously Like A Turkey In A Lab Coat | The Babylon Bee
ATLANTA, GA—A CDC scientist has called on the nation to cancel Thanksgiving, but many are suspicious of the announcement, since the scientist looks remarkably like a turkey wearing a lab coat and sciency-looking glasses.

"We must cancel Thanksgiving this year. It is completely off the table," the scientist, Dr. Peck N. Gobble, said. 

"All gatherings must cease, and we encourage everyone to just stay home alone and maybe eat some broccoli. 

Or leaves, or grass, or even some nice berries or insects. 

You'd be surprised how much protein you can get from a nice, delicious bug."...Read all.