Two weeks – trust us.

Two weeks – trust us.
"Afternoon there, neighbor!
There's a new disease in town, and I wanted you to know about it.
It gives the chills and sweats and headaches and fevers and diarrhea and a cough and it can kill you.
Not a cold or a flu, but a new thing.
It can kill most of us, it turns out.
Very dangerous.
We're going to have to lock you down, in fact.
For your well-being. 

Two weeks is all we ask to flatten this curve.
What's a curve? 

Funny you ask.
It's when too many people get put into the hospital.
We just want to slow the numbers.
Whittle them down a bit.
Lock you out of work and church and play for two weeks.
Totally worth it, we promise.
What do you mean, you don't have any symptoms?
It causes all symptoms and no symptoms, and the people with no symptoms are the most dangerous people.
In fact, wear this mask. 

Put it on your kids.
Pull them out of school and hide them from the other kids...Read all.