Monday, January 20, 2025

Loons in the woods??!!-----Therapists Recommend Forest Bathing to Cope With Trump

Soy boy snowflakes and magenta-haired feminazis are desperately searching for ways to cope with the Inauguration of President Donald J. Trump. 
One therapist is recommending something called “forest bathing.” - Todd Starnes 
Time Magazine offered 11 “science-backed” activities people can invoke on Monday to cope with their “sense of hopelessness” about the return of the age of commonsense values and God-given pronouns...
  • Group crying was another recommendation in the report.
  • “It might seem counterintuitive, but if you need to shed a few tears on Inauguration Day, it’s healthy to let them out with one caveat: You shouldn’t do it alone,” Time reported...
  • Other mental health experts suggested making a vision board, journaling or perhaps an interpretative pole dance set to some sort of lesbian power anthem...
  • It turns out that forest bathing is some sort of Japanese relaxation method which involves getting in touch with nature. It does not necessarily require one to strip buck naked and shower in the azaleas...

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