Here is a typical timeline: -
Jarvis@jarvis_best Election Day: everyone votes
- Week 1: mail in ballots, absentee ballots, military ballots, overseas ballots, ballots accidentally issued to people’s pets, and ballots harvested from Skid Row start trickling in.
- Week 2: As the ballots pile up, Officials consider appointing a Committee to Count Ballots.
- Week 3: Committee to Count Ballots is appointed and commences discussion on electing a chairman. Week 4: deadline for ballots from illegal immigrants.
- Week 5: Committee decides that “chairman” is an outdated term and will be replaced by a term to be decided later once the Committee to Count Ballots Diversity Consultants finishes their report.
- Week 6: fraudulent ballots from the Chinese Communist Party arrive.
- Week 7: The Committee elects as Chairzerxon a nonbinary disabled child to count the ballots.
- Week 8: it is discovered that the Chairzerxon does not actually know how to count.
- Week 9: the ballots are thrown away and the Committee announces election results that are entirely made up.