Thursday, April 06, 2006

Finally!


Detroit Sold For Scrap The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "The OnionSearch News Archives
THE ONION DISPATCH
Detroit Sold For Scrap
April 5, 2006
Detroit, a former industrial metropolis in southeastern Michigan with a population of just under 1 million, was sold at auction Tuesday to bulk scrap dealers and smelting foundries across the United States.

Site of the former Detroit Museum of African-American History, which took in over $135.'This is what's best for Detroit,' Mayor Kwame M. Kilpatrick said. 'We must act now, while we can still get a little something for it.'"

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