Seems less of a stretch than the entire DNS swap of gender, right?-----House Bill 1309: Gender equity requires hair-affirming health care.

House Bill 1309: Gender equity requires hair-affirming health care - Complete Colorado - Jon Caldara

I have never shared this publicly, only with select friends and health care professionals. 

It is exceedingly personal and frankly awkward. 

But I know others have the same challenge. 

For them I share my story.

• I was born in the wrong body. 
• I identify differently than what my body outwardly expresses.
• The world wrongly sees me as follically-challenged. 
• I’ll use the modern vulgarism; hateful people call me, “bald.”

I didn’t ask to be this way. 

God put me in the wrong body. 

And I demand you pay to make me look as I identify.
You see, I identify as a man with wild, glorious, flowing locks of Fabio-like hair. 

I have the hair of 1970s rock-stars like Roger Daltrey and Robert Plant. 

That’s who I really am, even if you can’t see past my scalp.
I identify as haired. 

I mean, downright shaggy. 

You will accept me as such...