What Trump wants from Greenland - Don Surber

And yes, their military includes dog sleds. - Don Surber
Greenland has not been a very good guardian of the natives, who call themselves the Kalaallit. 

They are 85% of the population.

• On September 25, the New York Times reported, “Denmark Forced Contraception on Greenlandic Girls, a Scathing Report Confirms.”

The story said, “In the 1960s and 1970s, and to a lesser degree in the decades that followed, Danish doctors implanted IUDs in thousands of Greenlandic women and girls, in many cases without their permission.
“It was part of an official government campaign, carried out by Denmark for decades, that was intended to control the growth of Greenland’s population.
“The scandal stands as a painful symbol of what Greenlanders consider generations of mistreatment by the Danes, and the report’s findings come at a delicate time.”...

POLL

What should be our slogan in the coming Greenlandic War?

Nuke Nuuk (Who's There?)

Give Me Ice or Give Me Death

Mush Them Into Slush

Make Danish A Pastry Again