Can We PLEASE Stop Mass-Importing Third-World Medieval Butchers?

There’s a type of crime story that has unfortunately begun to crop up with increasing frequency. - Athena Thorne

• I don’t even need to read past the headline to know with shocking accuracy who the perpetrator is.
• The stories have certain qualities in common. 

They involve a bloody crime, committed without the aid of a firearm, or even the all-American pastime staple, the baseball bat...

The savagery, the copious bloodshed, and the rustic weapon were the giveaways: 

• We’re dealing with yet another third-world savage, I figured...