Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Kelloggs has turned your collegiate logo into a tasty toaster pastry

Kelloggs has turned your collegiate logo into a tasty toaster pastry | Dr. Saturday - Yahoo! Sports
Kelloggs announced a deal to make its famous Pop Tarts with five collegiate logos on them — Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Michigan and North Carolina.
I'm sure you can all add in your own jokes about what eating a specific team will do for your day.
Not sure how Kelloggs picked these particular teams, but perhaps the markets were the most ripe for Pop Tarts fans.

US teen invents advanced cancer test using Google

BBC News - US teen invents advanced cancer test using Google
Fifteen-year-old high school student Jack Andraka likes to kayak and watch the US television show Glee.
And when time permits, he also likes to do advanced research in one of the most respected cancer laboratories in the world.
Jack Andraka has created a pancreatic cancer test that is 168 times faster and considerably cheaper than the gold standard in the field.

Listen to radios? Watch TVs? Not for Class of '16

My Way News - Listen to radios? Watch TVs? Not for Class of '16
The Class of 2016 has no need for radios, watches television everywhere except on actual TV sets and is addicted to "electronic narcotics."

All Muskegon Public Schools students to get free lunches and breakfasts

All Muskegon Public Schools students to get free lunches and breakfasts | MLive.com
That means parents have been freed of the chore of making school lunches.
“We’re pretty gosh darn excited about it,” said Colleen Johnson, director of food services for the district, told school board members Monday.

What!!!!!
The kids goin' to bed with no DINNER???!!!!

Gov't Report: Wind Energy Needs Taxpayer Support To Survive

Gov't Report: Wind Energy Needs Taxpayer Support To Survive [Michigan Capitol Confidential]
"Of course it is highly uncertain," he said. "Without government’s help, it would be pretty much extinct.”

woman kills elderly neighbor with her bra

News from The Associated Press
Investigators say the woman was drunk on a July evening when she and her boyfriend called on their 65-year-old neighbor for money to buy drinks.
Angry that he refused to lend them money, the woman punched him in the face and tried to strangle him with her hands, before taking off her bra and strangling him with it, they say.

After Veto, Gov. Snyder's Commitment To Transparency Questioned

After Veto, Gov. Snyder's Commitment To Transparency Questioned [Michigan Capitol Confidential]
Considering Gov. Snyder's commitment to transparency, his veto of House Bill 4116 on June 28 puzzled many.
The legislation, which passed unanimously by the House and the Senate, appears to do little more than assure that the attorney general review memorandums of agreement the governor can make with other nations.
The bill also ensures access to information for the legislature and the public.

The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger (original narration by Randall)

Monday, August 20, 2012

Michigan needs to spend unused federal earmarks on transportation projects or else other states will get the money

Michigan needs to spend unused federal earmarks on transportation projects or else other states will get the money | MLive.com

Marriage Drives Women to Drink, Study Suggests

Marriage Drives Women to Drink, Study Suggests - Yahoo! News
Marriage may drive a woman to drink, not because she's unhappy but because she's influenced by her husband's alcohol consumption, new research suggests.
 And men, on average, drink more than women.
Men, on the other hand, spend less time with their drinking buddies and more with their wives after tying the knot.
The result?
Married men down fewer beers than their single counterparts.

A Glass All Empty — Modern Love -

A Glass All Empty — Modern Love - NYTimes.com
WHEN I picture my favorite moments with my husband over our 23 years together, someone is always holding a glass, or a bottle of wine, or a plastic cup — well, except for the last 11 years, since Rob stopped drinking.

General Motors Is Headed For Bankruptcy -- Again

General Motors Is Headed For Bankruptcy -- Again - Forbes
GM is unlikely to hit the wall before the election, but, given current trends, the company could easily do so again before the end of a second Obama term.

Illinois' pension math

Illinois Policy Institute - Blog - Illinois' pension math
A democrat-controlled state, with the second-worst funded pension system in the nation, passed a series of reforms that cut the state’s unfunded liabilities by almost 50 percent.
What triggered Rhode Island into action?
The math.

Casino ballot proposal group files election emergency with Supreme Court

Casino ballot proposal group files election emergency with Supreme Court | MLive.com
The proposal would permit casinos at specific sites in Detroit, Grand Rapids, Romulus, Pontiac, DeWitt Township north of Lansing, Birch Run, Clam Lake Township near Cadillac and Clinton Township near Mount Clemens.
It also would raise the casino tax rate.

Lansing police collect 99 firearms during inaugural gun buyback program

Lansing police collect 99 firearms during inaugural gun buyback program | MLive.com
Individuals who turned in weapons were given a $100 Meijer grocery gift card. Those who turned in assault rifles received an additional $50card.
All guns collected will be destroyed per department protocol.

Editorial: Engaging the public means meeting them halfway

Editorial: Engaging the public means meeting them halfway | MLive.com

No Horses, But Detroit Water Department Employs 'Horseshoer'

No Horses, But Detroit Water Department Employs 'Horseshoer' [Michigan Capitol Confidential]
The Detroit Water and Sewerage Department (DWSD) has a large debt, rising water prices and inefficient services — using almost twice the number of employees per gallon as other cities like Chicago.

Sunday, August 19, 2012

An Unexpected Ass Kicking | Blog Of Impossible Things

An Unexpected Ass Kicking | Blog Of Impossible Things
The old man turned back at his coffee, took a sip, and then looked back at me.
“In fact, I’ve done lots of things that haven’t been done before”, he said half-smiling.

Not sure if he was simply toying with me or not, my curiousity got the better of me.
Oh really? Like what types of things?, All the while, half-thinking he was going to make up something fairly non-impressive.
I invented the first computer.
Um, Excuse me?
I created the world’s first internally programmable computer. It used to take up a space about as big as this whole room and my wife and I used to walk into it to program it.

Thieving Actuaries and Corrupt Governments

Thieving Actuaries and Corrupt Governments « Burypensions Blog
The big question is, if the actuaries and politicians are so corrupt, why haven’t senior actuaries and politicians been arrested?

Social Security’s long-term funding gap exceeds $30 trillion, dwarfing short-term surplus

Social Security’s long-term funding gap exceeds $30 trillion, dwarfing short-term surplus - The Washington Post
Add up 75 years’ worth of shortfalls and you get an astonishing figure: $134 trillion.
Adjusted for inflation, that’s $30.5 trillion in 2012 dollars, or eight times the size of this year’s entire federal budget.

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Union contracts driving pension crisis

Union contracts driving pension crisis | WashingtonExaminer.com
It all stems from an open yet corrupt bargain: Unions spend millions to help elect labor-friendly politicians.
Once in office, the politicians repay them with bountiful benefits for government workers.
Everyone wins except the taxpayer, who is effectively sidelined as the public pie gets carved up between the politicians and unions.

Hermosa Beach meter maids making nearly $100K?

Hermosa Beach meter maids making nearly $100K? - Brian Calle: Uncommon Ground : The Orange County Register

Matty Maroun could foil many politicians' plans for campaign promotion

Tim Skubick: Matty Maroun could foil many politicians' plans for campaign promotion | MLive.com
Here’s the ”X":
What if he continues to gobble up every available minute on the tube?
What happens when less wealthy candidates show up at their favorite TV station wanting to buy some time?

Average Total Compensation for San Jose City Worker is $175,000 Per Year

Average Total Compensation for San Jose City Worker is $175,000 Per Year | Union Watch
Does this seem incredible? Well it isn’t.
It is based on actual payroll records obtained from the city of San Jose for 2011, with just one assumption added – that pension funds will no longer earn 7.5% per year, but instead earn a more realistic 4.5% per year.
If you want to stick with 7.5%, the average is still $150,000 per year.