"SCOTLAND—With Biden attending the COP26 climate change conference in Scotland this week, many were concerned that he might poop in his pants again.
Fortunately, his Secret Service entourage seems to be prepared this time, as agents were spotted carrying a presidential diaper bag.
"Biden's diaper bag is state-of-the-art," said one anonymous source.
"Biden's diaper bag is state-of-the-art," said one anonymous source.
"It is completely bulletproof, fully stocked with extra-large Depends and wipes, equipped with an applesauce dispenser, and has a special pocket for the nuclear football. We don't expect any further presidential 'explosions' during this trip."...Read all.
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