Remember that list of "Stupid Things" society does, which I've been assembling?

Stuff like flight attendants being required to explain to people how to fasten a seat belt...  - Jacques Voorhees
Well, this one might need to go on the list.

Jacques Voorhees - I'm just trying to imagine the dialogue at the hospital admissions desk.

• "So, can I see her insurance card, please?"
• "Well..."
• "OK, if she doesn't have insurance we still have to treat her. What seems to be the problem?"
• "She didn't die, when we tried to kill her. Can you fix that?"
• "Excuse me?"