Billionaire Blimp J.B. Pritzker: Taxpayers Must Repay the Student Loans of 1.6 Million Illinoisans Grateful Calvin Grateful Calvin

When last we checked in on human weather balloon J.B. Pritzker, he was calling for violence in the streets and comparing America in the Trump era to Nazi Germany.

So, you know, he's totally running for President in 2028...
A couple of days ago, Pritzker posted on X that it is not only a good thing for Americans who either didn't go to college or paid off their college loans to foot the bill for freeloaders in his state, it is actually our obligation to do so...

• Who is this 'we' you're talking about?
• No. 
• We didn't tell 1.6 million Illinoisans to take on huge debt while not pursuing a remotely employable degree. 
• You told them that...