If fitness is fascist, is socialism slovenly?

Science = bad -

• The fat slobs at NPR and the fat slobs at The Guardian and the fat slobs at GQ and the fat slobs at MSNOW have a bit of news for you.

Before I get to that news, let me say that I use the term “fat slob” in a complimentary way. 

I’m not trying to insult the fat slobs at NPR or the fat slobs at The Guardian or the fat slobs at GQ or the fat slobs at MSNOW.
Let me explain.

• The “news” according to these storied and subsidized media outfits run by fat slobs is that physical fitness = fascism...
• You see, if you’re physically fit, then you’re conforming to someone else’s ideals...