New Benchmark in European Warfare: French Retreat From Battle They Never Joined MORE

Never have I seen a country in such a rush to dump foul-smelling Seine effluent all over itself on a world stage, or be in such haste to confirm the mocking 'Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys' (CESM) sobriquet they've earned as all their sneering superiority is so often revealed as posturing to cover a rearward movement...or no movement at all. - Beege Welborn

• If that's been evident enough to keep the legend of the white flags alive over the past few decades, it has never been clearer than in the past few days.
• Four days ago, the elfin President of the French Republic declared that hostilities to rid Iran of nuclear weapons and open the Strait of Hormuz were a waste of everyone's time, meaning his...