A 4-year-old boy who mispronounced the word "cucumber" as "cooker bomb" so freaked out his pre-school teachers that they recommended him for a de-radicalization program.
In their defense, it wasn't just the way the boy garbled the name of the salad staple.
He had also drawn a stick figure of a man cutting that vegetable with a giant knife.
No wonder they wanted to ship him off to the counter-terrorism brigade!
That's two counts against the radical little rugrat.
As we know very well in America, even the drawing of a weapon can be considered a weapon.
...Which means we are all suspects.
Even preschoolers."
No comments:
Post a Comment