It's just like being Hitler!
To make sure you're not a homophobic bigot, keep an eye out for these eight troubling signs.
If you show any one of these symptoms, get help immediately...
- You're married to a woman: You know who else married a woman? Yeah, that's right--Hitler.
- You order black coffee at Starbucks instead of a Pumpkin Spice Latte with extra whip and caramel drizzle: Black coffee is a gateway to the far-right-alt-extremist-right.
- You've never contracted monkeypox: Not even once? BIG yikes.
- You've only seen Rent one time: Multiple viewings are required to keep away the bigotry.
If you or a loved one is showing any of these signs, take them to a pride parade IMMEDIATELY, before they become Hitler...Read 'em all!
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